Random Auto Biography

Katryna Penney
Sarah Boggs
English 3
19 August 2008

I was born on a planet that is slowly decomposing.I have seen more than I would have liked to And I have loved and not been loved in return. My father is a butt-head. I want to fall with style. I have felt more pain than some, but not all. My best friends name is Jasmyne. Sometimes my grandmother is upset with me. My job creates a lot of physical pain. I love Mother Earth. Every year I change a little. I have never not broken the law and I love to sleep in the wilderness. I plan to make plans. Everyday I brush my teeth. Personal hygiene is very important. Manners are the corner stones of a proper society. Sarcasm is the lowest form of social discourse, not. I have gone romping in the river with my comrades. I have seen a giraffe wrap its tongue around a little boy’s arm. Ventura is the greatest, Santa Barbara is a close second. Meagan Chambers is a stud. Bike adventures are exciting. My soul sister’s name starts with a C. Thrift stores hold the secret to a blissful existence. I have been to Beaver, Utah. I am not licensed to drive an automotive vehicle. My father loves his pets more than his daughter. I’ve sat next to Sean Lennon in a movie. I have large feet. Each one of my friends means the world to me. Flowers are beautiful. Daisys are my favorite. Rushmore is my favorite movie. Brian is my dad’s name. Je suise tres fatuige. Greasy hair grosses me out. Mexican food is good for ones soul. I have been to Amoeba Music in Hollywood, Berkly and San Francisco. I would suggest Benadryl for Insomniacs. Some of my friends are dirty. That upsets me. I have been all over Europe and have met many interesting people. I enjoy the college experience and as your lawyer I advise you to stop calling your pet cruel names. Animals have feelings too. Also, I would like to add, that some times the western wind of opportunity blows through my hair, which is not greasy. One and one make two. Two and one make three. Friendship is rare. Medium rare. With mashed potatoes on the side. Hold gravy. Please.